when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.
by lilyandyy December 27, 2021
Get the tipsy sobbing mug.(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”
(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out
(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out
by laughingman101x January 7, 2011
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When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.
Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011
Get the Asian tipsy mug.When a female overestimates her neck game and scrapes her teeth against your shaft during a blowjob.
Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.
Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.
Friend: Yo, I was helping Jessica study for her math test, and next thing I know she was about to give me neck.
Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.
Other friend: Nice...
Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.
Other friend: Nice...
by UltimateGooby April 21, 2019
Get the Toothy Toppy mug.Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Get the tippin mug.Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.
Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.
Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!
by Flick April 1, 2004
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