tide pod

A laundry detergent, people eat it for challenges
Sometimes fatal
People are dumb like that

Don't eat the tide pod, it will kill you

by IceCubz321 January 23, 2018

Tidus

The Main Male Protagonist of Square Soft's PS2-Hit Final Fantasy X. As a child, his father vanished, which forced his mother to suffer from the "Lovebirds" depressions. This developed a cry-frail personality to Tidus. Combat-wise, Tidus lacks great strength due to his inexperience with the sword. However, agility is his main weapon, for he can hit the fastest enemies.

TIDUS: Wha? Me, emotional? Get real!
AURON: I heard you were quite the crybaby.

by Delf January 4, 2004

tiestoned

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!

Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.

by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

about ten times

when you are repeatedly asked a really pointless question by a plethora of different people or you are like earmuff-wearing Warren in There's Something about Mary because its what you do.

Mom: Honey did you say hello to your uncle Bob?
Me: (rolls eyes) About ten times!

from the movie:
Warren did you say hello to Ted?
ABOUT TEN TIMES!!

by m & M 08 August 2, 2008

chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Fast Times

Replacement for "good times" or the like, usually in reffrence to something sterotypically highschool (as in Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Did you go to Max's party last night?
Yeah, fast times, man.

by Boo_Radley November 7, 2008

Bloody tide pool

The menstrauting vagina of a woman with crabs.

Who knows whatcha gonna catch if you stick your dick in Yolanda's bloody tide pool.

by Haje Haje August 28, 2010