stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 26, 2019

stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 08, 2022

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 16, 2019

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana January 24, 2016

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.

I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)

by david the ginger October 10, 2010