dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

spining heart of doom

when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes

man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load

by bluegallade March 15, 2011

swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.

My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.

by Suck it miller January 29, 2014

Slinging bitches

The act of attracting fine ass bitches to yo crib

Dude, are were slinging bitches tonight?

by Ben-geezy Fo-sheezy June 5, 2015

spinning alex

A round oval shaped guy named Alex. Most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe.

Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

Slinging the Beef

When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.

"Hey guys! Look who is slinging the beef!"

by DrDizzle October 10, 2017

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017