A narb is a No Apparent Reason Boner. Narb-sparring is when you constantly get narbs throughout the day, and battle with them to either go away, or constantly hide or cover them up.
Every guy has been through this.
Often happen in inconvenient times, like when you wear shorts or go to a shopping mall.
Every guy has been through this.
Often happen in inconvenient times, like when you wear shorts or go to a shopping mall.
I was Narb-sparring all yesterday when we were shopping downtown. I swear a few girls noticed, but what can you do except wait it out?
by CThunderW August 7, 2011
Get the Narb-sparring mug.Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.
Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.
by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016
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Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
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Get the starkingdoms mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi mug.by Theman112 June 29, 2017
Get the sparking up mug.I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.
by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010
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