Sorority Slayer

A fratstar who repeatedly stuffs sorostitutes in his ex-girlfriends sorority, even after being asked not to do so by the ex.

"I'd appreciate it if you stopped hooking up with my sorority sisters, but it's your life you sorority slayer!"

"Oh, by the way i hooked up with eddie the sorority slayer last night...sorry sister!"

by Raleigh19 February 3, 2008

Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan July 9, 2016

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤

by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016