Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Schmead

Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’

Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead

by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

manga_schmanga

Better than all the Lana stans and draws better than my mom can cook cornbread and has good content on TikTok

Nez: I love manga_schmanga
Random: Eh I like Charlie

Nez: What nigga?

by Seffau February 21, 2021

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

Horsche schmeat

The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed

Big long horsche schmeat

by BingusSupremist November 16, 2021

Schenck

can be offensive or used as sexual innuendo, the most vesatile and fantastic word to come out of cockburn sound!

SCHENCK. hey chloe SCHENCK

hey john... I'm going to SCHENCK you in the arse

come here and SCHENCK my gooch

by naia June 14, 2007