sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

Sammese

A religion started by Sammy in 2010. A person must be extremely crazy to become a Sammese and clear a very difficult craziness test. Prospective followers may come up with new and fun crazy ways to prove their worth for the religion.

Sammese are given special benefits like being allowed to touch sammy's sacred nose. They are supposed to call sammy awesome at regular intervals.

Ninan.

He taught sammy the penguin dance to clear the final Sammese test.

by Sammy320 December 1, 2010

Sammeisha

Sammeisha is sexy funny savage a good friend and a rider loves to fight has a good heart you have to love her she's loco but caring cares for her family and friends Sammeisha is very arrogant

Sammeisha is a good person with a good heart.

by Mimi_osoarrogant January 19, 2014

Sidewalk Sammie

the chick that you always see standing on the coner of the intersection right before you get to wal-mart; not wearing much of anything, with red hair and brown eyes.

On my way to Wal-Mart, I saw Sidewalk Sammie standing with Motel Mindy.

by Lovely Lily March 16, 2009

sameena

she has glasses and long hair is wearing a grey shirt

sameena likes coochie

by you bae April 27, 2021

Samee

Samee is a girl who is VERY thiccccc, she is loyal and heck and will always have your back. She is in love with cheez-itz and loves puppies!! You need a Samee in your life!! She’s a beast in the bed!!! You will always laugh when with her!!

Samee is the Goat

by Karen568952246969 August 13, 2019