Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014

lorbert

Cute- Amazing and kind person. very loving and sweet.

"Hi, My name is lorbert"

by Very_Weird May 24, 2017

lonering

when you go get fast food and you order fries and there's one lonely onion ring at the bottom of the bag.

i got a lonering

by Finallydone June 1, 2017

Popular Loner

A student who everyone knows and wants to hang out with but never seems to have time for others. Rather than making plans with his "friends" afterschool he chooses to go home and play video games instead. He never seems interested in hanging out with the various people who wish to hang out with him.

Jesse: How come Giovanni never wants to hang out?
Washington: He's a Popular Loner!

by Gunn Nunez April 18, 2022

Loaner

A person who forgot to bring their P.E. clothes back to school from the weekend and had to use "loaner" clothes.

Who do you want on your team?
Well, the only person left is the loaner.

by Stiffy April 23, 2004

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008