Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

Leading some one on

Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it

Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good

10 minutes later

Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied

Lieing about leading some one on

by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019

Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.

Dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?

by Iamg0d May 14, 2011

Leading on

Gabbie all the time, she’s such a tease

Tells u something then pulls out

Gabbie your so good at leading on your bf

by tkobe03 August 20, 2019

Lording

DNS - Did Not Show - The act of talking up your performance for a forthcoming sporting event including actively sledging your mates and other competitors to create an air of superiority, only to not show up on the day of the event.

Norman for months has been talking up his performance and how much he is going to smash it for the forthcoming Half Marathon, but apparently 'Had a Cold' on the day and therefore couldn't compete. Norman did a Lording

by Trott On June 10, 2011

Loafing

The act of buying a fresh loaf bread and leaving it in a public rest room known to have an active gay community. After 24 hours, the loaf is collected and sexual gratification is obtained from smelling and eating the scent infused bread.

Richard needs to go back out to the rest stop on route 4, he is trying out loafing.

by Brumbyschef February 9, 2017