Lerking 

The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.

Lerking by Tbaratta April 29, 2012

shoes are leaning 

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.

person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!

shoes are leaning by mxkxylx January 4, 2018

Leafing

Used When There Are Leaves Like Everwhere

Chelsi:"Its Leafing Like Crazy Today!"
Kärra:"Yeah Man Know, I Hate Leaves."

Leafing by ThatOneLeafingDeadChick July 7, 2009

lerking 

Verb Lerking comes from the verb lerk which means to sneek.

"Thirsty nigg** be lerking you have to catch em' and merk em'" The Massacre, 50 cent, In My Hood

lerking by Cario Williams April 7, 2005

Laking 

When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.

I've had to change my sheets three times this week because my girlfriend keeps laking!

Laking by ramm69 April 22, 2014

Leafing

Cutting down a hill sideways while snowboarding, normally on your heal edge, to let you go slowly down steep terrain.

I was leafing down the chute because I am not that good of a boarder yet.

Leafing by Danorange January 14, 2008

Leaving ground 

To Get away from a situation, or avoiding something that you dislike.

In some cases it means To commit suicide or a Metaphor to commit suicide.

Suicide thoughts.

Person 1: I'm in a lot pain since she left.

person 2: I hope you feel better.

person 1: I will, i leaving ground forever.

Leaving ground by StallionBlade June 27, 2009