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Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.
yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...
by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011
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Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.
Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.
by storm1979 July 26, 2011
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Lasser

A word meaning whatever you need it to mean in the circumstance presented.
Dude that was so lasser. Only a lasser could have lassered that lasser like that.
by ponchito January 31, 2010
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Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"
Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!
by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007
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laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!
by MillerMac November 13, 2017
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Laise

I bet she's a Laise, she just looks so tan and brazilian
by lai_nascimento January 18, 2009
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