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Jab

Ho cuz! I met up with this hot, fat chick last night. We jabbed all night long.
by ChiefTripod June 21, 2023
mugGet the Jabmug.

god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
mugGet the god jabmug.

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
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Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
mugGet the Jab the Hogmug.

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
mugGet the I can't fine my jabmug.

jab

When you make something bad happen to a fictional not-so-nice character
I hate the jab at Lovejoy in this Titanic fanfic
by frabrizio June 28, 2018
mugGet the jabmug.

Jab

Damn that jab over there plays D&D.
by webbu_r May 7, 2019
mugGet the Jabmug.

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