farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

framing business

A term for a bachelor life-style of having intercourse with multiple women.

Hey bro, sorry things didn't work out with the old lady. Look's like you're back to the framing business.

by Nyquillis Dillwad October 9, 2013

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.

"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"

by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

fartingpoopeatingsalad

This is when u poop fart in your salad and eat it.

Hey Mike did u finish or salad. No actually Scott I fartingpoopeatingsaladed it

by fartingpoopmonke April 29, 2021

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021