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To play the fiddle 

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.
You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!
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Piss fiddle 

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.
TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.
Piss fiddle by Mowtown June 6, 2018

Fish fiddle 

When your talking a bunch of bullshit and I have figure it out.
Sounds like a bunch of fish fiddle to me
Fish fiddle by Doughdibug November 22, 2019

Google-fiddle 

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy
You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle
Google-fiddle by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023

The Monkeys Fiddle 

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.
Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle 

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.
Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

guit-fiddle 

A guitar. Pronounced (GIT-fiddle)
Wow man, you play a mean guit-fiddle!
guit-fiddle by Awwstin April 25, 2006