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moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.
by Candyplan December 26, 2016
mugGet the moan deafmug.
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
mugGet the Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deafmug.

Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.
I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".
by heirheireir August 16, 2024
mugGet the Deaf Threatsmug.

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023
mugGet the Deaf in the Eyesmug.

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral
Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals
by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023
mugGet the deaf oralmug.

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
mugGet the Deaf Lemonmug.

tempature deaf

It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature
Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!
by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023
mugGet the tempature deafmug.

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