Capswhore

Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.

Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.

by _allismine_ July 23, 2006

*caps

An attempt to correct your previous CAPITALIZED message which you really didnt intend to

Person 1: hey man are you coming with us tonight
Person 2: NO I HAVE SHIT TO DO
Person 1: Why are you yelling?
Person 2:*CAPS
Person 2*caps

by fruitloopsVScornpops August 14, 2008

Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.

My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.

by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

dUmB sHiT, dOn'T dO iT!!!

i'M aN iDiOt!!!

by Ben L Smith December 11, 2003

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006

caps lock

A key that can be as little as 7/16'ths of an inch away from the mighty "A" key, yet, many do not know how to find it when their letters are in ALL CAPS.

I can't give a proper example, because if I try, then UrbanDictionary says:

We found an error in your definition.

* Example is written in all caps

by Kenthar April 6, 2004

Chapsdick

The act of her rubbing your dick on her lips like Chapstick.

Hey Baby, your lips look chapped, want some Chapsdick to rub on them.

by I'm Awesome 2 June 19, 2010