“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.
by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021

by Nibaaaaaa October 18, 2019

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
by kootiger June 16, 2017

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia
Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.
Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”
by napa75 July 15, 2023
