Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

by El spancho February 13, 2019

Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual

by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022

Making bacon

Slang for having sex.

Paul and Sally were making bacon.

by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004

Bacon Ass Ho

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.

"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"

by Kristaline September 25, 2009

Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.

Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.

by Torchy the Battery Boy December 2, 2010