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Baffins Badboy

Pompey Slang: The bloke who knows Charlie, that quite often loiters around Baffins Pond in Portsmouth UK.
Charlie was going to meet with the Baffins Badboy, he was told to meet at the usual place. Because he knows him.
by Tinnedfruit October 27, 2023
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Baffoonaganism

Someone/something that is hilariously stupid.
Tom, you failed that test?! You’re such a Baffoonaganism
by POOLEMAN November 3, 2023
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bafflegag

When a Collins shaft hits the throat
Colin bafflegag sev
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Baffle

Baffle is a sex term, where you hold the shaft of your erect penis and slowly feed your testicles into a vagina, mouth, or extremely well-prepped anus.
"I ball baffle these bitches, I'm not trying to make a baby!"
by Racer XXX February 23, 2024
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baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis
aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"
by youshouldsym March 15, 2024
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baffeletateted

To be fully complexed about a issue at hand with no conclusion.
I walked into the room and became baffeletateted when I noticed that there was thousands of bats in my Attic of my smallest mansion.
by Groller Bear Scott March 21, 2024
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bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).
That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.
by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024
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