the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 17, 2008

i already ate

used to reject someone trying to make plans. similar to "I have a boyfriend" but has more uses.

Person A: "Hey, wanna get Taco Bell?"
Person B: "No thanks, I already ate."

by SakerShoprite June 30, 2017

I ate Trevor

Having consumed narcotics in such a quantity that you fall asleep in a manner colloquially described as “passing out“.

Consuming narcotics that have a far more severe effect than expected.

I was wide awake, I ate Trevor, next thing I know it’s 11:43 AM.

by VKG2021 May 8, 2021

my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.

Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!

by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018

Ate it all up

When somebody does something so spectacular it amazes everybody, they do it better than everyone and everything.

Girl she really ate it all up.

by rightfootcreep April 3, 2022

Daddy ate a squirrel

Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler

In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.

Daddy ate a squirrel.

by Peed Hapley January 23, 2020

ate my shorts

Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be

The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.

Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.

by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017