Alex Ashton

Me

I am alex ashton

by fhdbcvbrvfducgjhfdriufhyurthgv August 22, 2023

Zac Ashton

a sexy beast with a 9 inch cock
everyone loves him
gets all the bitches
W rizz
so hot

"do you know zac ashton"
"yes he gets all the bitches"
"everyone loves his 9 inch dick"

by gngwgeorge August 23, 2023

hanna and ashton

A synynom of true love, these are two souls that were meant to intertwine. The way that yin and yang balance one another, these two may be polar opposites, but fit together in sycronicity. Hanna both beautiful and fair needs a strong intelligent man like Ashton to bear witness to the brilliance of her soul, and to help guide her on her way. No one ever said that love was easy, but when you love hard; it shows. Hanna and Ashton have something special, and like all good things in life, it's gunna take work. in love like this, is where miracles are born.

The passion between Hanna and Ashton was so intense, that urban dictionary was at a complete loss for words.

Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?

by zarrokk February 26, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is a short, young child that is a little bit overweight. for some strange reason, he loves profusely using the N-word. he has long, dark brown hair and brown eyes. he has a strange obsession with making random noises on discord, and middle eastern songs that involve religion, such as Allah, Israel, being "Haram", etc. he loves to insult and poke fun at people for literally anything, despite the fact that he has many mockable qualities himself, such as the fact that he lives in a place completely deprived of chocolate milk.

ashton: "pppfffffffffffffffft Nigger!"

Person: "ok, now explain why yo-

ashton: "fuck off I'm playing hoi4"

by alrighty_tighty March 18, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

ashtonitus

Ashtonitus is a disease. When you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it's because you have a bad case of Ashtonitus. If you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.

ugh...muhnamuhna..ummurm...Who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. Darn Ashtonitus!

by nicole asuncion May 2, 2007

ashton irwin

a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.

ashton irwin is my best friend, but he’s such a sassy pants istg

by pikachuwhyisthistaken November 30, 2019