Gatorade Withdrawals

WHEN YOU NEED THAT FUCKING GATORADE RIGHT NOW OH GOD

OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING GATORADE WITHDRAWALS

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022

blindy withdrawal

The withdrawal of a person named blindy. The person who is your color green. Blindy withdrawal is to the point you now cannot imagine your life without them. They see you and understands you more than anyone else.

Person 1: I got blindy withdrawal.
Person 2: hopefully you'll see him soon.
Person 1: I know I miss him way too much.

by Pseudo-anonymous1234 December 1, 2023

Angie Withdraws

When you miss a special someone named Angie that is your everything.

Zach is having Angie withdraws again.

by ZB_Bunny August 10, 2023

Ollie Withdrawals

Withdrawals from a fucking handsome fella named ollie

I’m feeling like I have ollie withdrawals today, can’t take my mind off him

by oj12 August 25, 2023

Caleb Withdrawal

Having withdrawal-like symptoms from your super hunky boyfriend.

“I miss you. I’m having Caleb withdrawals 😫”

“I don’t feel well, I think I’m experiencing Caleb withdrawals.”

by NotAnnaThatsForSure August 26, 2023

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022