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Wasting Time

what most people do on this site, while giving bullshit definitions or definitions which don't make any sense; with horrible punctuation, and run on sentances with no grammer. The context of these definitions are usually opinion based and racist, or simply hateful on a certain person whom is most likely better off than them; or banging someone much hotter.
Mike Jones
1)i fucking hate this guy omgomg somene plz tell him he sucks like seriously what a lazy rapper!!L0L!1omg
2)who is mije kones lolzz!11
by lil wyte January 26, 2005
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Weak Of Wanting

Weak Of Wanting are a new and quickly rising act in the alternative rock scene, in their first year they have already been Myspace band of the week, are the highest rated band on Vampirefreaks.com (a leading alternative culture website) are the No 1 Alternative Rock Band in Milton Keynes and surrounding areas as well as having amassed well over 16,000 fans worldwide. The band has a vibrant and active internet community surrounding them, meaning that wherever they play they will have support!
Weak Of Wanting are their own example on nearly every site their on!
by the gruffalo's child August 7, 2011
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Warning Fart

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.
One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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warning

a) a sign or signal designed to instill caution in its recipient

b) an amazing album by the oh-so-talented band green day. second only to their most recent album, american idiot.
a) warning: smoking during pregnancy may result in birth defects

b) i don't understand why the "emotional depth" and "pure talent" displayed in american idiot surprised everyone so much, because warning, their previous album, rocked and was definitely a sign of greater things to come.
by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004
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call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.
I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.
by icedrake523 October 7, 2004
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flash warning

a term used on social media for posts that contain flashing lights or flashing pictures and is used as a warning for people who can't handle it or who have mental illnesses because it could trigger seizures for them etc..
*sees a post*

the caption reads : flash warning!!
*quickly clicks off*
you : oh thank god i could have had a seizure
by Lana Del Rey is god1 April 26, 2021
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Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.
Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.
by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015
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