toily

1) Children's way of saying "toilet".

2) Smelling as if one has just left a restroom.

1) Mommy, I hafta go to de toily!

2) Alexandra put on a lot of perfume, because she's very conscientious about her toily-ness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Tooly

The adjective used to describe a tool, someone who no one likes but people still use him/her for stuff such as lifts and money.

Callum was being tooly

by Jammydod9er January 10, 2015

Toplolio

A literary term that applies to anything. Really anything that you don't know it for.

Jane asks, "What is that thing when two characters dialogue about nothing?"
You reply "Oh! Its toplolio."

by Ian Bell January 5, 2009

topl

take off pants laughing

margaret said such a funny joke, i topl'ed

by grundelstiltzkin June 20, 2011

Topless Cuddle

When two partners cuddle while they are topless.

Tom and Sarah always do topless cuddles while watching television.

by Pewdroo June 28, 2016

Towly

The kid at summer camp who put on his swimsuit under his towel because he was insecure about the size of his penis or because he had foreskin and was scared of being publicly shamed

Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.

We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly

by ups427 August 29, 2019