Towly

The kid at summer camp who put on his swimsuit under his towel because he was insecure about the size of his penis or because he had foreskin and was scared of being publicly shamed

Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.

We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly

by ups427 August 30, 2019

towlie

How an idiot spells towelie

Towelie gets high, but not high enough to spell his name "towlie".

by Michael Breese November 14, 2003

towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

by god October 13, 2003

Towlie

someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outs

innocent bystander: begins to to set up the olympic station for some deadlifts

Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"

Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"

Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"

Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"

by odoylerulez November 6, 2010

Towlie McHeadscarf

A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.

1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"

2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"

by Troll November 29, 2004