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The kid at summer camp who put on his swimsuit under his towel because he was insecure about the size of his penis or because he had foreskin and was scared of being publicly shamed
Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.

We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly
Towly by ups427 August 29, 2019
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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
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Towly • Towny • tolly • towl • Toly • tolyamory • Towayne • Towler • towlie • tawly
A generell state of weariness, after exhausting activities like smokin' Weed or generell leack of sleep.

In reference to a Popular southpark Character.
"My mans spliffed' to many Woods, Now he's towlin'."

"This guy is lookin' towly, he need some sleep!"

"Yo he mad towlin'."
Towlin' by Drizzy n´Melo December 8, 2020

Tooly McBag 

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."
Tooly McBag by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019
a toxic owl, AKA towl!
Mumei is sure being a towl today.
towl by toxic owl AKA towl August 24, 2022
The opposite of shawty or shorty used for tall girls instead of short
Guy 1: shawty bad
Guy 2: nigga she's 6'5 she's a tawly
Tawly by Shizplayer February 17, 2021
Of or pertaining to anything that is totally wicked or awesome.
Dude: Yo billy I just spelled todly on the scrabble board, can you check if it's a word in the dictionary?

Billy: Dude who cares if todly is in the dictionary or not, I'll let you play it just because it's so damn todly.
Todly by Richard LaVoice October 7, 2011
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