thighs of christ

n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus

Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.

by rodeoclown January 1, 2010

Big thighs

The best gift that the god(s) have given to us. Something I would sacrifice my whole being for. The hottest aspect of a person is how big and muscular their thighs are.

Jack: Have you seen Michael’s big thighs?

Liam: Yes, those badonkers make me want him to squeeze my face between his voluptuous, absolutely curvaceous, warm head comforters!..

by gooseswan August 31, 2022

Femboy thighs

Femboi thighs are they best things to exist
they are normal thiccc with three c's

Guy 1: yo i looked up femboy thighs last night
Guy 2: bro you need therapy

by Hornyfemboy March 27, 2023

Mia's thighs

Mia's thighs are thick as fuck

Oml Mia's thighs are thick.

by Balinda July 1, 2018

thigh job

Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.

Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.

by Telmah August 3, 2005

thighs wide open

The position adopted by the woman having sex in the 'missionary' position. Her knees will be drawn up and parted maximally. This will excite the man or men, and give open access to pussy. The act of spreading her thighs wide will stimulate the woman too, particularly if she is the 'come and get it' type. It is a supremely submissive, and beautiful pose.

She lay on her back on the tiny stage, thighs wide open. A straight line of creamy velvet ran from left knee to right. In the centre, in a spotlight, a red sequin triangle stretched to breaking point, concealing her undoubtedly delicious pussy.

by O'Flagherty June 12, 2012

Thigh Bruise

The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.

1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.

2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!

3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"

by Queen Jean September 6, 2005