When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.
"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."
by amfjmr February 8, 2005
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Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017
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because the squeegs don't know either
because the squeegs don't know either
squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!
by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003
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