Spaffy

when you get all stickey after you just wanked

My hand is all spaffy

by Bobby Ballbageo December 16, 2008

Spuffen

the word for spuff when you're feeling German. Spuff being a word for spermies and if you dont know what spermies are, you should look it up.

"Eat my Spuffen, Bitch"

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

spiffystank

You smell so good you stank. It means you wear alot of perfume or cologne to wear out the smell of the perfume/cologne.

or

You wear alot of it to cover up your stanky-ness.

She smells soo good. She is spiffystank!

by Capricorn June 11, 2006

spuff angel

A two-card poker hand that initially appears good, but after an unfavourable flop makes you lose all your money

pocket aces A-A but a flop of 4-5-6 and someone has a straight on the flop with 3-7 for example, a terrible hand but one which has you now drawing dead, but because of the spuff angel you are stuck and can't help but put all your money in anyway

by pokerboy December 29, 2007

spiffy

when ur like cool and stuff and everyone's on ur jock

Tia "how are u feeling today lauren?"
lauren"i'm just spiffy, everyone wants to get with me cause i'm so damn cool"

by urmommaschesthair March 13, 2009

soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Spiffy

Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.

Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.

Lou: Yeah I know.

Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!

by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009