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dinosaur snowflake

Typically within an IT or systems engineering context. Noun. A one-off customization for a legacy system what is doomed to die.
"Replacing that router seems like a much better plan than propping up a unique little dinosaur snowflake with three days worth of code writing."
by a-mused November 11, 2009
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Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)
Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?
by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020
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Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019
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sweet snowflakes

The taste of a femboi wolf's ass.
Damn! Have you tasted insert a femboi wolf's ass? You really should! It tastes like sweet snowflakes!
by foxxo_owo June 15, 2019
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snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.
After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.
by nolandc September 8, 2019
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Snowflake intellectual

A person pretending to be an intellectual, usually a politician, who don't have the meats to stand up for their political point of view when it really matters, as in an intellectual argument.
A snowflake intellectual can often become angry, apoplectic and even verbally abusive when they feel threatened in an intellectual debate or when someone tries to challenge their point of view.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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