semi-pro ho

Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.

She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.

by J_F June 2, 2007

Semi-vegetarian

Someone who tends to eschew animal flesh, especially consumption of red or fatty meats, but still will occasionally eat meat, unlike a vegetarian.

Whereas a vegan may confine his diet to fruits and vegetables, a semi-vegetarian might eat fish weekly; eggs, honey, and dairy products frequently; and beef, lamb, or chicken an average of two days each month.

by LAlawMedMBA November 27, 2014

semi-popular

Being semi-popular would mean you are either apart of many friend groups (including the popular kids group- or maybe just a couple of groups) or you are well known around the school where every knows your name but not many people talk to you

They are usually seen as the misfit (or quiet kid) of the popular kids group but the cool/chill kid of a ‘lower class’ friend group.

Person 1: “Hey look it’s that semi-popular kid again”
Person 2: “Yea they seem chill but they don’t talk much.”

by sheaho December 3, 2019

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.

Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.

by Potato Sack January 10, 2009

Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

by twkomg June 24, 2008

Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.

I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!

by MisterObvious October 8, 2011