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happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.
'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.
by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006
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snarfing

constantly talking non sense that nobody cares about
While Alfredo and Dom are trying to enjoy a night Andy starts snarfing to ruin all the fun
by BigNooch October 15, 2013
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browser sniffing

Checking up on one's web surfing habits.
1. Reading the history of a person's web browser to see where they have been.

2. Pop-up advertising can be activated by active browser sniffing via spyware. The spyware senses that a person has searched for a term or that a term appears on a web page visited by the user and then a pop-up ad appears that is vaguely related to that term.

3. People that surf via unsecured wireless are likely to have their surfing sessions sniffed also.
by Brian K. June 21, 2004
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Sniffing the chair

When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"
"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair
by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010
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Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.
The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.
by Gasser December 25, 2014
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Snuffing

To sniff the genitalia of your partner before engaging in sex or foreplay.
I was snuffing that girl so hard last night, my nose was full of pubic hair.

Don't go sniffing, its all about snuffing

Snuffing is a good cure for a blocked nose, obviously after removing the pubic hair or poo particles
by The Snuff Master June 7, 2013
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Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.
Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type
by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011
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