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Snaffling 

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex
She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling
Snaffling by confusing retards August 5, 2008
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Fart Sniffing 

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

yelling and sniffing 

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.
Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

turtle sniffing cotton 

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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