Gasser's definitions

panus treasure

A long lost "treasure" in one's skin folds found on an x ray, CT, or MRI by a radiologist.

Ma'am you don't have cancer, but I believe I've found a panus treasure. You have a salad fork lodged under your belly roll.

by Gasser August 23, 2014

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014