shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.

1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"

by Chris June 19, 2006

shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

SHMEE

Most annoying sound to come from a teenagers mouth ever!!

If you say SHMEE one more time i am going to kill you!

by devilman99 July 17, 2011

shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

by Shmurtis April 19, 2009

Shmee

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.

lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"

by Was_Abi February 26, 2011