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when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022
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shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun
Luh shmeeky kleeky
shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022
Shmere

Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun

1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb

1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties
Damn it Shmere!!
Shmere by meredith769 June 17, 2010

Sherekia 

The Best you'll ever have Hottie with alot of body. One of a kind type girl with a hint of freak. make awesome girlfiends, wifes,and Mothers.
That babe is a total Sherekia

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked

Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?

Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
Shmeek by Jayquan May 3, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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