Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021

Shinesty

An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).

Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!

by MischiefMaker121 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots

My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!

by Annie RU OK December 28, 2021

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes

I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤

If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021