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by BigShinesty December 29, 2021
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by gamalam December 29, 2021
Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.
by BigShinesty December 29, 2021
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by Queen14bee December 29, 2021
American company run by Sir Tobin, a carrier pigeon. Famous for stellar customer service (makes their moms so happy), dirty jokes and even dirtier underwear (in the best possible way). Coined the phrase “ball hammock” (I.e. the happiest place on earth for a man’s bits and pieces).
by sapqueen96 December 29, 2021
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She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
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by NanasGoneBananas December 29, 2021