Sexting Bases

The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos

3rd: sexting
Home: photos

*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.

At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.

by Troyciferous Rex July 20, 2011

Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Sitting on a gold mine

A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!

Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!

by Dr Dre' November 21, 2016

stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010

Eastern Sexting

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.

- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!

by Gullyside May 10, 2011

settin

Settin: The hick way to say sitting.

Justin- 'Cuse me, any yall settin here

Brian-Naw seats all yours

by Bridabeast February 10, 2017