swoldier

A combination of the words "swole" and "soldier" that describes your typical gym rat, especially the ones that look like clouds and could burst with an extra inhale

They told Manny he could become anything, so he became a swoldier and began to hit the gym every day of the week.

by yogi_mhc December 2, 2015

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

get swoll

To get ripped in a black fashion

Bruh, we're goin' get swoll this afternoon.

by Jaxx Daxter March 9, 2011

swoll

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.

by The Talented Mr. H August 30, 2012

swollzilla

People with big beefy muscles.

Dude, I'm so sore from working out. I feel like swollzilla!

by I'mTheBest. September 15, 2009

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 16, 2010

Swollo Dolo

Get jacked by ya lonseome; throwin' retarded heavy weight up, no spotta.

Thug 1: "Kin we go to the jym latta, niggah?"
Thug 2: "No niggah, break yo self. Iz ridin' SWOLLO DOLO."

by I eat styerohidz October 29, 2010