Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Party Sniper

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.

(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.

by Edgell January 13, 2008

sniper dance

A dance done (most commonly in Halo) when one is aware that a Sniper is shooting at them, and they begin to spin and jump wildly in an attempt to avoid being killed.

*sniper shot*
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!

by nearly December 3, 2006

Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.

I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning

by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022

Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts

Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008

sniper in the hole

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

by weasel May 1, 2005

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004