Quemi

A quarter of an erection, not quite a semi and definitely not a full boner.

Guy 1: So how was last night man?

Guy 2: Not bad, I had this girl grinding me all night.

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Meh, I had only a quemi.

by Asha-D February 4, 2013

Queermotographer

A person who takes pictures of homosexuals.

Joe is such a queermotographer.
That queermotographer just cut me off.

by Mark Overmyer June 25, 2003

Quercetum

A Quercetum will fuck your corpse and probably already has.

When one has died or falls down a lion or bear with run from the nether and begin to rape you. Thats Quercetum

by Quercetum September 15, 2009

Queem

Someone who doesn't know what a Quince is

How does it feel to be gay and a queem

by Tony Gaetano May 15, 2006

queermunch

A homo who eats him fag partners cock like a jonathan.

Jonathans such a queermunch he ate Ryan and tyler.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

Queem

Nipple Semen

'Ah Barry, not again! You've gone & got too excited & consequently released large deposits of Queem!'

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

querf

A sexual act where a male farts into a woman's vagina, and she then expells it in a queef.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night I had my lady querfing up a storm.

by whole fisted February 4, 2007