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Pinochet

The act of throwing someone out of a helicopter
Put him on a helicopter so we can Pinochet him
by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024
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Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
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Pinocchitoe

When the toe directly next to the big toe is significantly longer than all the other toes.
Mike: *takes off shoes and socks*
James: "Whoa Mike! That's quite the pinocchitoe you have there. Here I thought you were an honest person!"
by LandscapingbyJames May 7, 2024
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pinocchoe

A woman who cheats on her long term partner and then lies about it after the fact, insisting she did something totally different than what she actually did.
This pinocchoe cheated on me with her high school fling and was called out on it by her sister and cousin, but she continues to deny and gaslight me.
by anonymous2024.3 July 2, 2024
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Pinocchinot

(verb, noun, adjective, adverb, conjunction, etc.)
A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.

This term is common in Collodi, Italy
"I pinocchinot to the store yesterday to grab some pinocchinot" could be understood contextually as "I ran to the store yesterday to grab some milk"
by Bustard Quelme November 21, 2024
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Pinnochilowe

Ah dishonest man with the surname of Lowe.

His nose grows 1mm whenever he tells a lie.

So far his nose is 1423 feet long.
Rupert Pinnochilowe is telling porkies once again, move the crockery out the way in case his nose hits it.
by Reformltd February 27, 2025
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Pinocchio Syndrome

When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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