plastic

A lightweight, cheap substance often used by large, stingy corporations to more economically manufacture stuff that is better made of just about anything else. Often seen in crappy products that come from China.

Why would you ever make a slinky out of plastic?

by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011

plastic spinners

What fucking beaners put on their wheels to try to look cool when they can't afford the real thing.

'Hey, look at that beaner's crap car with the plastic spinners! What a fag!'

by AJAW November 1, 2006

plastic spoon

Born into the lower or working class. If you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth, you grew up riding public transport, eating food out of cans, begging your parents for a quarter, wearing bargain bin clothes and using the internet at public libraries...

Basically the opposite of spoiled; while not necessarily poor, you missed out on a lot of the experiences well-to-do suburban kids enjoyed. Nothing was ever handed to you, you know from an early age that life is not fair, and the only way you'll accumulate wealth is through hard work and sheer luck. You find comfort in knowing that you appreciate what you do have, not taking for granted that you are still more privileged than most of the world.

Nevertheless you can't help but envy those born into wealth who travel the world on their trust funds and go directly from school to yuppiedom without breaking a sweat or sucking corporate dick for twenty years before being promotes to regional executive.

Some of us were just born with plastic spoons in our mouths...

by Uberdawg December 1, 2011

plastic paddy

People from countries other than Ireland who claim to Irish even though its really just their great great great great great great great great nan was. They then make account names like "sxc irish gurl" even though they're purely american. for example.

"kiss me im IRISH"

"but your from Florida"

"She's just a plastic paddy"

by Egotistic April 10, 2006

Plastic queen

A girl that should be hot but isn't because she wears too much make up and is comparible to products manufactured by mattel.

I'd do her but she is too much of a plastic queen....She tries to hard..

by T-diddy March 10, 2004

Plastic

A Manchester City fan.

Jim: What's plastic?
John: A city fan

by fhddhffjdfh August 31, 2020

Blue Plastic

Male model from London, UK, known for his trademark platinum blonde hair piercing blue eyes. He is also sometimes known as evan but his real name is unknown. He became famous after his perfection group Vain made it big on myspace, but now he is known for being on various myspace trains perfection groups and for his modeling pictures. He is sometimes known as simply blue to his fans and followers.

Have you seen Blue Plastics new pictures?

Has Blue's hair got even more blonde?

by jodyjoyful August 5, 2009