Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

paralola

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.

I got paralolad last night!

by Afashaw March 6, 2017

Paralies

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.

The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.

by enslavedorator May 6, 2018

paola

This female is one of the most beautiful girl u can meet. Warning u she is not afraid to speak her mind. Dnt get booty tickled if she ever says sum to u, jus dnt get on her bad side. At times she can be hella shy if she dnt fw u. She’ll grow into u jus give her time. She has one of the most astonishing eyes ngl. And ur v lucky to have dis girl in yo life, she’ll always have yo back no matter what. she can also be funny asf nd act childish, that is something u gotta admire.

“yo I just met one of the most beautiful person”
“Is it that girl paola”
“Ya know it”

by ya bitchhh May 28, 2019

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Paola

she is probably one of the coolest people you will meet. She is smart, funny, artistic, and she values her friends. she is also a really quiet person though. she loves to watch Netflix. But beware, Paola's are really competitive. If she loses, she doesn't take it well. If she wins, she will brag about it for a couple of days.

oh hey! you know Paola! she is such a cool person! one of my favorite people ever!

by IAMCOOLERTHANYOUHAHAH April 28, 2020

paralell universe reverse vampire

Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.

Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.

by FIZZ March 16, 2005