porrage pistol

penis. male genitalia as in fully loaded

porrage pistol means male genitals in the trouser department

by Louisbailey November 11, 2007

tuna pistol

penis, dick

Quit being a hairy tuna pistol!

by antihiroprotagonist July 7, 2010

Golden Pistol

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!

oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?

by Hazzi Bear November 29, 2010

Pregnancy pistol

“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”

Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”

Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”

Julia: “shoot me”

by Sary gakaj February 18, 2022

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Catching Bullets, No Pistol

When A Man Cums On Your Face

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"

by Playpossum August 15, 2020

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009