Its only a bleedin' whistle

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

by jimmymc22 April 2, 2009

read only

The mode your brain goes into after drinking too much. Much like file protections on a PC. A sub-state of Read/Write mode, which people normally operate in.

I really did that? I must have gone read only pretty early after those lemon drop shots.

by C M Lee February 18, 2009

OnlyFans

An app that British gyals who think their ig famous use to display their full blown batty for cash.

Mans 1: Tayce And Ellie are proper riddled ya know.
Mans 2: Yeah bruv you can so tell by their OnlyFans.
Mans 1: Cuz why you paying to see their clapped batty then?
Mans 2: BMT ya know.

by queenL March 18, 2019

owly

(adj) Irritable, nitpicky with comments. Behavior often characterized by sarcasm which is intended as wit but often construed as verbal abuse. Origin unknown as this descriptor has little to do with the actual animal.

A - “What are those? Pajamas? Why would you wear them to work? They’ve got fish all over them?”
B - “What’s got you so owly today?”

by jack pericles March 18, 2010

Only in Ohio

A term that originated from TikTok meaning only things will be crazy or go wrong in Ohio.

Kid: *cheats on Driver’s Ed test and doesn’t get caught*
Me: Oh wow, only in Ohio would you get away with that.

by sportsfan357 December 7, 2022

Nikocado Onlyfans

Worse than CP

I was traumatized watching Nikocado Onlyfans.

by Aaaaron S April 20, 2022

exit only

A term used to describe the asshole, usually used by the same girls who would have you believe that girls don't poop.

No, don't put it there. That's exit only.

by acl-941 May 27, 2010