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Oxyboner

An erection acquired during an Oxycodone high. You can keep it hard for hours. The downside is that you can't actually cum. Just like you can't piss, which is another side effect of it.

And yet another reason to stay away from it. It's expensive, has terrible withdrawal symptoms and your dick don't work anymore. Not for you, anyway, your girlfriend on the other hand will be happy with the results.
I got an oxyboner last night and and fucked my girlfriend like 5 times until she couldn't take anymore and fell asleep. For the next 3 hours I beat that shit off, I choked it like it owed me money, I slapped it around like uh...something that slaps shit. And I got no creamy goodness. Nada. Nothing. Zilche.
by Jackie Aprile Sr. August 26, 2012
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oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
by the handle October 9, 2014
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why did you search this word? maybe because you took away the first and second letters in your name from a tiktok you saw and though it was a word. dumbass bitch.
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Dan is an Oxygen thief - he brings nothing to this world.
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