going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

Comfortably Numb

One of the best songs, ever written. Great guitar riffs. I think its about taking drugs to get through all thier shows.

Some Emo/Screamo Prick: "Wow, Im crying because the Used and Taking Back Sunday are so good."

Me: "Go cry in a dark corner. Comfortably Numb is a real song, with real lyrics, which earned its popularity instead just being a trend."

by DRob September 16, 2005

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

Number 1

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.

Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!

by dj in the mix April 26, 2011

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

take a number

The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.

"I want to sleep with you"
"Take a number"

by jamesf October 12, 2004

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004