Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

Passive Masturbation

An act in which one "passively" pleases themselves by gently massaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an orgasm.

Last night I made a mess in my bed when I accidentally ejaculated while passively masturbating.

I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.

by FALCarbinePWNZ January 29, 2010

Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.

Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

A capella masturbation

Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.

Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"

by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009

Masturbation Math

Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.

I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.

by Dirty Band-Aid September 3, 2010

masturbation

an activity that every man has participated in.

You're into masturbation so why do you deny it?

by it's like shaving March 29, 2010

Masturbation Piece

A specific collage of porn images and video which are perfectly arranged on one or more computer screens in order to achieve masturbatory perfection.

"My most recent creation had two looped video clips and four different images on two monitors. Each video was centered on its own monitor and was bordered by two images. Clips were edited to eliminate all chances of a misfire, and images were cropped to remove any useless sections. It was a dual monitor full screen utilization Masturbation Piece."

by smith master January 28, 2010